Monday, January 24, 2011

My Guilty Pleasure...The Bachelor

How did I ever function without my DVR???  I love it.  I find myself wanting to fast foward, pause, rewind everything now that I am privileged enough to skip commercials.  Not great for someone who already has minimal patience, having to sit through live TV/radio/MICHELLE'S VOICE/etc. 

Really.  Why do I subject myself to such guilty pleasures as The Bachelor???  Every time, I shake my head in disbelief that I am watching this....but like a trainwreck, I just can't turn away.  But, who doesn't love some good pseudo-reality television?!  Sadly, this is what my life has come to---living vicariously through these girls.  Being the loser that I am, I plan to update as the show goes on, so not to leave anything out.

If this show isn't enough to get Michelle committed, I don't know what is.  The men in white will be knocking on her door when she returns home (hopefully soon, even though we all know she will be kept around for awhile due to the "drama" factor that she adds).  Who really just wakes up with a black eye?  My bet is that she gave it to herself as this girl would do just about anything for an ounce of attention.  Although, I am sure all of the other girls wish they got to take the swing at her.  This girl truly believes the sun rises and sets around her, according to her every day is "her" day.

The fact that there are 2 very uncommon anmes, pronounced the same, Shawntel and Chantal (and yes they are white, even if their names say otherwise) still in the running, I find a little odd.  Chantal, girlfriend....don't give it up on the first date, leave something to the imagination....and easy on the tears.

Oh. My. Gosh.  STOP with the interrupting.  It is driving me crazy watching them interrupt.  It's a good thing kissing alone doesn't procreate...Brad, you need some lip protection their buddy, getting lots of action.  Sidenote: Anyone else think Jackie looks like Lea Michele from Glee?

Ashley H. & Michelle should check in the looney bin together, bet they could get a group discount.  Stacey-you belong on Jersey Shore.

Brad, if you don't pick Emily (LOVE her blue dress and shoes) are an idiot.  And if he doesn't, could they be setting her up to be the next Bachelorette?

1 comment:

  1. Ok, our recaps are almost the exact same! Great minds think alike :)