Monday, January 31, 2011

Adding my 2 cents...

There are enough tears shed during a single episode of The Bachelor to fill the Amazon River.  From the "Ashley H. vs. Ashley S." to Emily at the racetrack, to "I don't get to spend enough time with Brad"....Save the Drama for your Momma girls....but if that were the case, I suppose no one would want to watch.  I might be bias, but Emily was the only one who had any reason to tear up.  Really, ABC???  Low blow to do to that poor girl.  Brad says he didn't know, but I am pretty confident the dude is not in charge of the date planning.  While I am not sure that there is that connection between Brad and Emily, I hope she does lose only so she can become the next Bachelorette....she is the girl you want to hate, but you just can't. 

Ummm....if a guy took me shopping and I got to buy anything I wanted?  JACKPOT.  Get it girl! 

Brad says he loves kissing Michelle.  No wonder...the girl is probably just as much a freak in the sheets as she is a freak in the streets.  Although, I did rewind my DVR because I caught a tear in her eye as Emily was getting ready to drive the track...a glimpse of compassion from  Chantal O. and Brad definitely have some chemistry....but girlfriend, you cry entirely way too much.

This whole "let me call my therapist" bit is getting old.  I love how he just calls him up and the therapist is just hanging out in nice clothes outside in a tropical area.  Like that is his everyday activity.  I am not going to lie,  I was not hesitant to fast forward through that part.

Can't stand Alli.  Go home Alli.  You suck at the game of life.  Brad, "it is green because you were wearing green the first night I met you."  ARE YOU KIDDING ME???  Lame Brad, Lame.  I am sure it is the only thing that the kitchen had available.  Geesh.

What is it with these girls and blush???  Easy killers, less is more.  HD is not your friend.

I have devised a new drinking game.  In the 2 hours (which is crazy), every time the following words are said, take a drink: connection, feel, feelings, crying.  Caution: You might pass out before the end of the episode.

Monday, January 24, 2011

My Guilty Pleasure...The Bachelor

How did I ever function without my DVR???  I love it.  I find myself wanting to fast foward, pause, rewind everything now that I am privileged enough to skip commercials.  Not great for someone who already has minimal patience, having to sit through live TV/radio/MICHELLE'S VOICE/etc. 

Really.  Why do I subject myself to such guilty pleasures as The Bachelor???  Every time, I shake my head in disbelief that I am watching this....but like a trainwreck, I just can't turn away.  But, who doesn't love some good pseudo-reality television?!  Sadly, this is what my life has come to---living vicariously through these girls.  Being the loser that I am, I plan to update as the show goes on, so not to leave anything out.

If this show isn't enough to get Michelle committed, I don't know what is.  The men in white will be knocking on her door when she returns home (hopefully soon, even though we all know she will be kept around for awhile due to the "drama" factor that she adds).  Who really just wakes up with a black eye?  My bet is that she gave it to herself as this girl would do just about anything for an ounce of attention.  Although, I am sure all of the other girls wish they got to take the swing at her.  This girl truly believes the sun rises and sets around her, according to her every day is "her" day.

The fact that there are 2 very uncommon anmes, pronounced the same, Shawntel and Chantal (and yes they are white, even if their names say otherwise) still in the running, I find a little odd.  Chantal, girlfriend....don't give it up on the first date, leave something to the imagination....and easy on the tears.

Oh. My. Gosh.  STOP with the interrupting.  It is driving me crazy watching them interrupt.  It's a good thing kissing alone doesn't procreate...Brad, you need some lip protection their buddy, getting lots of action.  Sidenote: Anyone else think Jackie looks like Lea Michele from Glee?

Ashley H. & Michelle should check in the looney bin together, bet they could get a group discount.  Stacey-you belong on Jersey Shore.

Brad, if you don't pick Emily (LOVE her blue dress and shoes) are an idiot.  And if he doesn't, could they be setting her up to be the next Bachelorette?

Monday, January 17, 2011

Popping my Blog Cherry...

I did it.  I gave in.  First blog.  Those of you that know me, know I have a lot to say, even if there are many people that don't care to hear it.  So, why not type it?